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Ninjas Demotivational Poster

IMAGINATION - There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas

NINJAS - They love pizza

TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 4.1/5

NINJAS - Mall cops don't stand a chance

TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 4.14/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:27 pm
Not without their segues, they don't!

NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water

TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley
Rating: 2.15/5

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Eugene - August 23, 2009, 11:59 am
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Fail, Believe it!!!
NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 1:42 pm
Are given attributes they don't have
Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:51 pm
That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.
MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 10:42 am
Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.
Narutarded - July 19, 2008, 2:39 am
Jesus got pwned, Dattebayo!

Ninja bush -

TAGS: ninja shoe shoes ninjas
Rating: 3.28/5

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mallen - February 25, 2009, 3:37 am
Who knew Bush had Ninja training. Not one but two shoes dodged.
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am
Who throws a shoe? Honestly, you fight like a woman.

NINJAS - They can strike anywhere, at any time.

TAGS: ninjas racing surprise motorcycles
Rating: 3.71/5

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wonkycactus - March 10, 2011, 5:01 pm
that guy is about to have a horrible day

PIRATES - Unlike invisible ninjas, there are at LEAST five jokes involving "plunder" & "booty" in this pic

TAGS: ninjas vs pirates
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:12 am
No offense, but I wouldn't "plunder" that "booty" with a ten ft. "plank." It's probably seen many planks and I wouldn't want "splinters." Funny poster though.
nifftyman - December 30, 2011, 12:57 pm
I think you were going for, "I would plunder her booty"? Just asking is all...

WARNING! - Ninjas are nuts.

UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates

TAGS: underwater ninjas natural enemy somali pirates
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Portgas D. Ace

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm
politically incorrect 5L

M.K. NINJAS - On slow days, they had to take any job they could.

FLYING NINJAS - They're everywhere

TAGS: ninjas ninja sweet lol funny
Rating: 2.47/5
RandomApe - August 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
Schifty - December 15, 2008, 2:12 pm
up your a**!
Dess - November 9, 2008, 12:57 pm
think about it people, when was the last time you saw a ninja?
tony - August 31, 2008, 4:12 pm
...thats the point you failures
steve - July 25, 2008, 2:31 pm
where is the ninjas
jon - July 4, 2008, 10:28 am
Flying Ninja's. WHERE!!!


TAGS: raccoons ninjas yuppie skiers good idea
Rating: 3.7/5

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Bah - December 6, 2009, 12:58 pm
...if only...

OPTIMIST VS PESSIMIST. - The Optimist "Oh what a beautiful sight, let's check it out." The Pessimist "You do know the moment we step inside we're gonna be killed by Ninjas and Samurais right?

TAGS: optimist pessimist ninjas samurais
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - February 22, 2013, 2:51 pm
What about all those ninjas shown on the outside in this ph**o?

NINJAS!!! - NINJAS !!!! They are everywhere !!!!

TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 3.24/5

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BLACKMAMBA - September 3, 2009, 2:55 pm
brock0lee - December 9, 2008, 8:44 pm
that's not a ninja, it's a *****; get it right yo

PIRATES VERSUS NINJAS - The Question Is Finally Answered.

DAMN NINJAS - quick get this man a shawtgun

BRITISH NINJAS - Not your garden variety ninja


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by almarpa

Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 10:55 am
1L i the lowest vote a poster can get. Cruise around the forum and you will find a lot of useful information.
almarpa - June 25, 2010, 10:37 am
I couldn´t understand "not to get a 1L" What does it mean?
Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 10:35 am
IMO the ninja thing was killed off a long time ago, bunny or hidden the poster has to be d*** good not to get a 1L.

SHHHH - There's 5 ninjas in the picture.

TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 1.89/5

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CJ - March 5, 2009, 7:38 am
ninjas are queer

BEER - It Stops Ninja Attacks


TAGS: ninjas reason children
Rating: 3/5

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theviking - August 6, 2010, 12:09 pm

NINJAS - Now they have motorcycles... ho...ho...ho

TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 2.46/5

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Al - February 19, 2009, 10:58 pm
it semms to be mirror, or verry riflektive silver paint. im not shuar if it is shoped. soarry for spelling errors im Russian!!!
run - September 26, 2008, 1:49 pm
wants one? gets a ph**oshop.
TigerKid - September 23, 2008, 12:18 am
yeah dude! thats some double oh seven ****! I liiiiiiike!
t3xxas - September 22, 2008, 11:48 pm
holy ****, that actually looks pretty d*** cool... i want one.

BUDDIST NINJAS - They have a tendancy to blend in with their surroundings ...know they need to find out how to blend out before garbage disposal comes

CLICK,SQUEAK,CLICK,SQUEAK... - Why ninjas never wear heels and patent leather.

TAGS: ninjas patent leather
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by spacedog

The Goat - September 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
I thought the whole point of a ninja was to do his thing without being noticed! I don't think I understand how notice to notice these five!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:59 pm
Ah, grandma's house. Memories.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:59 pm
FLATULENCE Some seem to need an alibi more than others.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:51 pm
Great one! Its hard to sneak up on some one when you squeal like a plastic covered sofa. Ah, grandma's house. 5/5
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 7:58 pm


NINJAS - they're after you

TAGS: ninjas rock
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Austin

mmmmmmmmm - June 13, 2009, 4:35 am
must have those pants n that shirt but NOT that hat
shagger - May 15, 2009, 1:28 am
you guys are all wrong. this is the kindergarten where chuck norris honed his skills. other kids were finger painting and eating boogers, chuck norris was breaking **** and f***ing everyones mom including mine. your my hero chuck hahahahahahaha
Elwood - November 28, 2008, 7:32 am
It will eat this man? OK, I understand now. It is a "p**** Fly Trap."
english--and proud - November 24, 2008, 3:46 am
nope ..its a cleverly disguised giant clam ..it will eat this sucker real soon..
Kung-Fu Devil - November 23, 2008, 9:24 pm
You guys are idiots. It's clearly a Pac-Man fossil.
english--and proud - November 23, 2008, 6:43 pm
Naw this is one of the hulks "jaw-breakers "
Elwood - November 23, 2008, 9:28 am
It's too "clean" and smooth a break, to have been done by wholly "natural" means. I suggest human beings did that, with machinery.
pro - July 2, 2008, 6:38 pm
Chuck Norris... He was here!

THAT'S RIGHT RONSART!!! - Ninjas are coming for YOU!!! Surprisingly, it only cost me two bags of Skittles!

TAGS: ronsart ninjas
Rating: 2.86/5

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ronsart - January 6, 2010, 7:08 pm
lol Mr. Drizzle...you need an Indian Ninja...lol...you as one of the orginal motifakers...thanks. appreciated.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm
Spite and jealousy mostly lol
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:23 pm
why you want to send ninja's after Ronsart?

GUNS - Just make Ninjas go really REALLY fast!

Ninja Blenders -

TAGS: kitchen appliances for ninjas shhhhh
Rating: 4.82/5

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spacedog - June 24, 2013, 6:05 pm
spacedog - June 24, 2013, 6:03 pm
In the voice of Troy McClue: (yells over screaming appliance) "Is it on?"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2013, 12:58 am
And that's why the Ninja blender was created; to really disprove the noise of the Calvary blender, that you don't need excessive noise to make a smoothie, lol.
CloudchaserS - June 24, 2013, 12:08 am
Blenders and a lot of other products are intentionally not made to be quiet because people tend to think that something noisy is more powerful.
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 11:38 pm

That's what I meant, Mashi! Sounds like a jet!~
MashiMashi - June 23, 2013, 11:04 pm
BULL-CAP have you seen the info-mercials, the host has to SXREAM over the sounds of the whirring blades.
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 10:28 pm

5L on two counts: The super-stealthy ninja reference and reality. Have you ever heard one of these things? Bwhahahaha!~


TAGS: pirates ninjas debate
Rating: 3.53/5

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cbc_rules - October 7, 2009, 7:56 pm


KARATE LESSONS - It's always the ninjas...

BILLY MAYS - Faster than Ninjas...but apparently not as fast as heart disease

ICIRO. - What happens when baseball f*cks with ninjas.

NINJAS - watch out 'ches, muslims have them


TAGS: ninjas advice november challenge
Rating: 3.47/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:04 am
very well said, the walls have ears

THE MTV NINJA AWARDS - "Beyoncé was the one of the best Ninjas of all time!" Hiccup...

NON-ASIAN NINJAS - Chuck Norris would kill them all by simply laughing at them

ARMAGEDDON IS COMING - Choose your team wisely.

TAGS: pirates ninjas chuck norris jesus google trends armageddon is coming choose yor team
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by Dalton

RA - May 14, 2009, 4:09 pm
Weird how ninjas are laying low...for now.
guest - April 22, 2009, 1:12 am
no it will be Mister Rogers in a blood soaked sweater be the last one standing
Pablo - December 9, 2008, 4:12 am
No matter who you choose, only one man will survive, and that man will be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris puts the laughter into slaughter.
Lloyd - November 28, 2008, 7:41 pm
I choose p*** cos p*** beats jesus
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:42 am
people search for ninjas but they can never be found...

NINJA HIGH SCHOOL: THE MOVIE - Get to it, Michael Bay!

Ninjas -

NINJA - Don't drive ninjas. So why should you?

TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 3.22/5

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MindBenda - February 22, 2012, 5:22 pm
That would be why he isn't on a Ninja...
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:48 am
Ninja is from Kawasaki...
Reality Lord - February 19, 2012, 8:56 am

what ninja?
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:20 am
Real ninjas are also not going to wear something that screams "I am a ninja"


NINJAS - are flying this plane

TAGS: ninjas are flying the plane
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

thereddragon - June 29, 2010, 2:58 pm
true, the plane is brazilian and true, it is not flying. but it still looks cool.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 7:53 pm
The plane isn't flying & it's not Japenese.

NO STILL - there are actually 100

TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 1.6/5

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ACE - June 10, 2009, 11:35 pm
no 70 most are behind the couch on one onther the rest are smart and are out of the pic im int thos few